1:When you have a container of Neapolitan ice cream, what flavor do you leave for last?
2:Would you rather be caught in a thunderstorm without an umbrella or a snowstorm without boots?
3:Let's say you have access to a time machine, but it can only go either backward or forward. One or the other. Which do you choose and where do you go?
4:If you could choose to have any superpower ever, what would you pick?
5:Tomorrow morning, you wake up in the body of a celebrity, like in a '90s body-swap movie. Who is it? How do they react to your life? What do you do when you're "them"? Would you choose to switch back?
7:What would you be more embarrassed to buy: sex toys or adult diapers?
8:Did you get enough sleep last night?
9:You're the sole witness to a Mafia murder. Witness protection has to set you up with a whole new life in a totally new country. You have to leave everything behind, but you can pick where you move to. Where do you go?
10:If you could star in a biopic about any famous person ever, who would it be?
11:What's the biggest animal you've ever killed? Bugs count.
12:Would you rather have millions of dollars but always feel nauseous when you go outside, or be dirt poor forever but never get sick again in your life?
13:A wizard offers you immortality in exchange for your two front teeth. Do you take it?
14:Could you win the Hunger Games?
15:What was your favorite Halloween costume as a kid? How about as a teen/adult?
16:Do you bite your nails?
17:What was the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?
18:Do you prefer music with male or female vocalists?
19:You and the love of your life are having a baby, and you get to choose the name! There's only one catch: your partner INSISTS that it be the name of a place, real or fictional. What do you name your baby?
20:If you could reboot or remake any movie, what would it be and who would you cast?
21:If you could automatically know how to speak any language or play any instrument, which would you choose?
22:For you, would getting amnesia be a good thing?
23:If you curse loudly and then realize that there are children nearby, what is your reaction?
24:Of what animal are you most afraid?
25:Pizza or oral sex?
26:Without looking them up, can you explain the rules of football? How about Quidditch? What do you think that says about you?
27:You're in the car, switching channels on the radio when you hear a song that makes you go "OH SHIT, THAT'S MY JAM!" What song is it?
28:Have you ever paid to see a Step Up movie? If not, how much would someone have to pay YOU to see a Step Up movie?
29:If you were being executed tonight, what would you choose for your last meal?
30:Have you ever bought an item of clothing because it reminded you of something a fictional character would wear?
31:If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
32:Have you ever been punched in the face?
33:How do you take your ramen noodles?
34:Do you ever rehearse or plan conversations before you actually have them?
35:How much black do you wear on a regular basis (not counting funerals)?
36:Do you have any tattoos? Do you want any?
37:If someone offered you a free pet snake, would you take it? It's not dangerous or really big or anything. They're just moving to a place that doesn't allow pets.
38:Do you know how to pronounce the word "pinochle"?
39:Can you think of anything more boring than birdwatching?
40:Are you better with numbers or words?
41:At the movies, do you stay for the credits?
42:Is morality universal or relative?
43:Let's say you're getting married to someone you absolutely adore. The only catch is that you met them through a Craigslist hookup ad that was supposed to be just for one night of casual sex. Would you tell your friends how you and your fiance met?
44:What's the worst name you've ever been called?
45:Would you eat human flesh if it had been harvested and prepared humanely? (Say, from someone brain-dead who had marked him or herself down as an organ donor - same difference, right?)
46:At what age did you stop believing in Santa? Alternately, if you never believed in Santa, did you ever ruin Santa for anyone else?
47:Do you get along better with old people or little kids?
48:If you had to choose, would you rather become a nun/monk or a drug dealer?
49:What's your best bodily feature, objectively speaking?
50:Who is your favorite late night talk show host?